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These are some lies we made up about Easton.
A semi translucent man clothed as the skipper of a vessel is often seen shouting under a lamppost in Easton. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Easton resident.
A space alien from planet Saturn is known to have been observed on frequent instances gazing down into the water at Battery Point before dawn.
A massive dugong may repeatedly be distinguished flinging chunks of concrete into the current at Ash Creek before sunrise.
The Loch Ness Monster can be noticed frequently strolling from trailer to trailer around midnight on an Easton residential road.
A huge armadillo has from time to time been seen in Fairfield Woods at the stroke of midnight axing down a tree.
A very large giraffe is now and then observed looking terrifying by the shore at Fairfield Beach.
The phantom of a young guy in a confederate uniform has purportedly been made out on numerous instances by Great
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Meadows looking irritably at the eye witness.
A space man from space can sometimes be seen screaming at the bystander to stay away in Abraham Nichols Park after midnight.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman has frequently been spotted going mad up on Academy Hill. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is that
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of a resident who resided here in Easton some decades ago.
The ghost of a hobo is regularly distinguished exploring Mary Ann Bar in detail before dawn. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a hostile ghost that is better not interrupted.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been spotted on several occasions stacking chunks of concrete at Beaver Dam Lake Dam after midnight.
An alien from planet Neptune can regularly be noticed guzzling blood from a jar next to the water at Beaver Dam Lake.
The ghost of an elderly witch can be witnessed often fluttering across Marine Basin late at night. Many people who live here declare this ghost loves scaring foolhardy folks who are brave enough to interrupt the serenity in Easton.
An alien from another solar system has sometimes been observed searching through the closet in the bedroom of an Easton flat at midnight.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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