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These are some lies we made up about East Lyme.
A guy having an axe in his head has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions hitch-hiking by the side of a shadowy road in close proximity to East Lyme.
A giant peccary can frequently be seen heaving rocks on the water's edge of Pattagansett Lake.
Goldilocks may be observed very often sending a box at an East Lyme post office.
An alien from Venus has now and then been seen verbalizing into the night as if someone besides was near.
The ghost of a mail carrier is now and then seen down by the water at Banning Cove trying to find a book. In any event, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that you don't want to come across at night.
An enormous lion may sometimes be made out in Indian Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise hunting with a hunting rifle.
A huge addax has often been perceived smoking a cigar up on Amon Hill.
A space invader from space is regularly witnessed at Attawan Beach reading a newspaper.
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martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions carrying a human cranium at Barnes Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien from planet Saturn can often be observed in The Bar late in the night howling.
A gigantic dugong may be witnessed often by Great Swamp trying to express something.
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Ghost Sightings From East Lyme
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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