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An extremely large bighorn may every now and then be distinguished in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver seeing the spirit in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A space alien was witnessed by a man hiking along a trail in the vicinity of East Haven.
The ghost of a young female wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress emerged sitting in a beanbag in a residence in East Haven. The ghost talked about revenging a murder. If you listen to the residents, this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise people who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in East Haven.
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Ghost Sightings From East Haven
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Ghost Sightings From East Haven
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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