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An alien voyager from space can now and then be witnessed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Beaver Swamp Brook before sunrise.
Count Dracula was perceived in a residence in East Haven.
A womanly form appeared looking at the waves down beside the shore at Front Beach before sunrise. When the onlooker came into sight the ghost escaped.
A space man from deep space showed up going out of control by Baldwin Rock.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword was witnessed hurling bricks up on Baldwin Hill. The appearance of the watcher scared the ghost who then disappeared. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was perceived hacking down a high tree in College Woods before sunrise.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has frequently been seen exploring Adams Fall in detail at midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto
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in her head has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances taking pleasure in the panorama at Branford Supply Ponds Dam before dawn.
An martian voyager from another galaxy may frequently be perceived at night flying over West Haven Flats.
An ET from space has now and then been seen in an East Haven flat.
The phantom of a tied
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up female has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions down beside Ball Spring before dawn talking into the night. One thing's for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet late in the night.
A space man can from time to time be spotted in Beaver Pond Meadows late in the night struggling to conceal a corpse.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet is frequently spotted pulling a cadaver over rocks in Allington Park after midnight.
A lady with the head of a goblin has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances down next to the water at Bradley Point crying. Nonetheless, this is an unlikable spirit that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
An ET from deep space can often be witnessed looking next to the waterfront at Center Pond.
An enormous giraffe has from time to time been spotted walking next to a desolate road next to East Haven.
A female hauling her head next to her arm is occasionally distinguished taking a rest
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on a sofa in a home near East Haven.
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Ghost Sightings From East Haven
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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