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A colossal pronghorn came into view peeking through residence windows in East Hartford late in the night.
A partly translucent guy dressed as the skipper of a freight ship was distinguished at Keeney Cove at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the onlooker. A number of of the people who live here assert this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old East Hartford local person.
An extraterrestrial was made out going to see Crow Point late in the night.
The martian technician of a UFO has repeatedly been observed struggling to dump a dead body in Glastonbury Meadows very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is repeatedly seen watching movies in an East Hartford living room at the stroke of midnight.
A big chilling ghost has allegedly been noticed on frequent instances checking out Clay Banks Bar in detail late in the night. If you listen to the folks who live here,
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this spirit is that of a local resident who had a house here in East Hartford many years ago.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform may be distinguished frequently at Addison Pond Dam before dawn looking at the vista.
The spirit of a bum is once in a while distinguished near the water's edge at Addison
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Pond yelling. Any which way, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that is preferably not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances fluttering across Glastonbury Meadows in the early morning hours.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has regularly been made out rummaging around in trash cans on an East Hartford residential road.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances on an East Hartford street late in the night. Based on what the locals claim, this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who have the guts to disturb the silence in East Hartford. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that you would not want to come across after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Venus may regularly be noticed yelling names of people mid stream in Bancroft Brook.
An alien from outer space can be observed repeatedly appearing bloodcurdling beside
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Red Spring late in the night.
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Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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