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These are some lies we made up about East Hampton.
A gigantic rabbit may be noticed over and over again in Belltown Historic District late in the night covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A massive ferret has now and then been spotted by Bevins Pond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft is from time to time spotted on the top of Baker Hill on a dark night looking at the sight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has allegedly been seen on many instances near the water at Arrow Point yelling.
A giant salamander may every now and then be spotted strolling next to a desolate highway close to East Hampton.
A big creepy beast was witnessed at night flying across the Bald Hill Range.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy came into view in Haddam Island Bar before dawn attempting to capture something.
A colossal gnu was observed reflecting in the center of Axelson Brook.
Vincent van Gogh came into view
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coming into view in a restroom mirror.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object was distinguished at midnight ascending out of Bear Swamp drenched in slime.
A gigantic canary was witnessed looking terrifying under a terrifying towering tree in Meshomasic State Forest.
An alien tourist from the cosmos is frequently observed
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looking wrathfully at the viewer down beside the waterfront at Bell Shop Pond.
The ghost of a man in a sheriff uniform is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances resting in a chair in a mobile home near East Hampton.
An ET from space may repeatedly be perceived in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A Plateosaurus can be distinguished time and again gardening in the front yard of a home in East Hampton.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been noticed by a lady fishing by a lake close to East Hampton.
A giant chimpanzee is every so often observed taking a rest on a bench in an apartment in East Hampton.
An enormous peccary has supposedly been noticed on frequent occasions at Bigelow Hollow State Park dining on a sandwich.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be observed drinking milk right by the entrance to Fire Island National Seashore.
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ghost of an elderly gentleman with a big white beard is repeatedly observed smoking a pipe under a lamppost in East Hampton. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From East Hampton
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Ghost Sightings From East Hampton
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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