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The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while spotted in a trailer in East Haddam.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has been noticed on a small number of occasions carving a cavity by Babcock Swamp.
An alien from another planet can now and then be seen destroying a glove at Babcock Pond Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has regularly been seen drinking water from Chapman Falls around midnight.
A creepy beast is regularly distinguished in Brainard Homestead State Park late at night dragging a body over rocks.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a handy man has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions on the summit of Mount Archer late at night studying the scenery. No matter what folks exclaim, this is an unlikable ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
Leonardo da Vinci may frequently be seen scrutinizing Brockway Bar in detail late at night.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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