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The ghost of a young guy in a confederate uniform has frequently been observed in Beaverdam Marsh in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to hide a cadaver. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A space alien is frequently distinguished smoking a cigar in Austin Brook.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions in a mirror in an East Granby home; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A cyclop may be made out over and over again around midnight gazing over Terrys Plain.
A space alien from the Moon has sometimes been spotted gripping a headbone by The Pinnacle.
The spirit of a street bum is sometimes distinguished in a building near East Granby. Several of the folks who live here say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old East Granby local person. In any case, it's sure a terrifying phantom that you wouldn't
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wish to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant giraffe has been said to have been observed on a few occasions on the water's edge of Arnold Pond staring.
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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