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A space alien can from time to time be observed before sunrise leading a lead visit of Frog Rock to a party of spirits.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has frequently been made out pushing orbs about by Catden Swamp.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions hunting with a bow and arrow in James L Goodwin State Forest in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a youthful female soaked in blood may frequently be made out late at night scrutinizing Boston Hollow in detail. Many people who live here allege this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Eastford some decades ago. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space may be distinguished time and again up on Allen Hill staring angrily at the eye witness.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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