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These are some lies we made up about East Berlin.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a person inside is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances floating in the air like a balloon in East Berlin. One of the people who live here confidently claims that this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local resident who used to live here in East Berlin. One thing is for certain, this ghost sure is chilling; one that should be let alone.
A colossal crow can often be noticed looking at the water by Adder Reservoir Dam before dawn.
The phantom of a female with a sack bound around her head may be distinguished frequently crying out names of people on the shore of Adder Reservoir.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is every so often made out looking at a man snoozing on a mattress in a residence in East Berlin.
A gargantuan puppy has been spotted on one or two instances screaming at the bystander to be off in Badger Field before sunrise.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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