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These are some lies we made up about Durham.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden leg has been distinguished on frequent occasions at Allyn Brook at the stroke of midnight throwing boulders into the flow. Folks who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Durham some decades ago.
The phantom of a flight attendant was seen admiring Bear Rock on a dark night. When the onlooker emerged the ghost escaped.
A huge hog came into sight down at Wadsworth Falls very late at night gazing.
The spirit of an old Indian chief was noticed struggling to seize something next to a secluded road close to Durham at midnight. The appearance of the bystander frightened the spirit who then faded away.
Rapunzel emerged looking down into the water at Foster Hole in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was witnessed up on the summit of Beseck Mountain reasoning.
The martian captain
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of a flying saucer was seen scaring people by Beaver Head Swamp.
An martian tourist from space has regularly been observed shifting orbs about in Preston Notch in the early morning hours.
A giant duckbill is repeatedly seen on the water's edge of Adder Reservoir calling names.
A black as coal bat that transformed into a female
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has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions staring at the water by Adder Reservoir Dam before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Pluto can repeatedly be noticed hanging out in a neglected dwelling in Durham.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can be noticed repeatedly standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Durham.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman has every so often been noticed going wild in Benjamin J Nessing Memorial Park before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Durham
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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