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These are some lies we made up about Derby.
A huge cat was seen searching for a man in Abe Stone Park before sunrise.
A decapitated man came into view crying at Anaconda American Brass Company Dam at night. When distinguished the ghost came up to the eye witness who then ran away. It has been claimed that this precise spirit might be a famous old days native of Derby. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is scary; one that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
A female with her left arm and right leg amputated was spotted looking at a person snoozing in a bed in a trailer in Derby. There are numerous testimonies concerning this ghost in the area.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy materialized by Grape Swamp trying to grip something.
An alien from Jupiter was noticed fly fishing from the water's edge of Ansonia Reservoir around midnight.
An Anchisaurus was made out at Hawkins Point in the early morning hours staring down into the water.
An enormous coati has repeatedly
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been distinguished by High Rock rearranging orbs about.
A massive porcupine is rumored to have been seen on a small number of instances in High Rock Grove at night hollowing out a hole in the ground.
The spirit of a guy clutching a blood-covered knife can be made out time and again in a convenience store in the Derby area. One thing's
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for guaranteed, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Archimedes has from time to time been noticed chucking chunks of concrete into the water at Beacon Hill Brook very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is from time to time perceived going crazy up on the summit of Baldwin Hill.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances crawling out from a storm drain on a Derby road after midnight.
An enormous dormouse has frequently been made out in Buttermilk Hollow after midnight burrowing a crack.
A giant llama is repeatedly witnessed snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Derby.
A sphinx has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances in a Derby highschool late at night wandering the hallways.
A space man from planet Mars may be made out time and again in Black Rock State Park near the ranger station searching for a bag.
An enormous mandrill has once in a while been
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noticed in a mirror in a Derby residence; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Derby
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Ghost Sightings From Derby
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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