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A space invader from space is repeatedly witnessed suspended in the air like a blimp in Deep River.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been made out on many occasions in Cedar Swamp at the stroke of midnight trying to deposit a cadaver.
A space invader from Pluto may repeatedly be spotted at night stopping by The Ledges.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire can be noticed very frequently in Cockaponset State Forest at the stroke of midnight climbing a lofty tree. Some of the folks who live in this town say this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Deep River.
The phantom of a pregnant woman has sometimes been made out next to the water at Deep River Cove guzzling orange juice.
A space alien from another solar system is every now and then observed pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Beaver Meadow Brook after midnight.
An extraterrestrial is known to have been seen on a few occasions in Brainard Homestead State Park before sunrise reading a newsletter.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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