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These are some lies we made up about Danielson.
The phantom of a young woman clad as a maid was spotted walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Danielson road. The arrival of the eye witness terrified the ghost who then faded away. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that should be kept away from.
An ET from another solar system emerged looking through flat windows in Danielson late at night.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was spotted looking down into the water at Between the Rivers Neck in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Neptune materialized taking pleasure in the scenery at Acme Pond Dam very late at night.
An enormous whale was noticed on the apex of Allen Hill very late at night studying the surroundings.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has often been spotted searching through trash cans on a Danielson road.
A space alien is frequently made out seeking another ghost
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on the shore of Alexander Lake.
The spirit of a destitute gentleman has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions by Angell Brook clutching a human skull.
A menacing creature can frequently be observed crying by Kentuck Ledges.
A very large cougar can be made out over and over again climbing out of Balm of
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Gilead Swamp covered in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a zinc-miner has once in a while been made out in Brooklyn Common at midnight trying to state something. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here in Danielson some decades ago.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body is sometimes noticed on a Danielson lane at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has supposedly been seen on a few instances hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Danielson.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can now and then be seen looking at a guy snoozing on a mattress in a building in Danielson.
A very large cow has regularly been witnessed shuffling orbs around by Bigelow Hollow State Park.
A gigantic pronghorn is repeatedly noticed trying on a shirt in a Danielson flat.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been spotted on one or two instances
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creeping out of a drain hole on a Danielson road late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Danielson
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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