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A glow-in-the-dark human figure was distinguished crying by a streetlamp in Danbury. When made out the ghost came up to the bystander who then ran away. It's been argued that this specific spirit is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Danbury person who lived here. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you don't want to bump into before dawn.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was spotted at Ball Pond Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing bricks into the stream. There have been many accounts regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
An ET from the cosmos has regularly been observed going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Danbury building at midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft is regularly observed down by the water at Arrowhead Point trying to state something.
A very large polar bear may often be observed flickering a lantern in Aldrich Park on a dark night.
An alien voyager from
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another galaxy has every now and then been made out on the top of Barrow Mountain very late at night observing the view.
Henry VIII is once in a while noticed at Bethels Pond Dam at night enjoying the surroundings.
A decapitated guy is known to have been perceived on frequent instances ascending out of Bound Swamp drenched in mud after
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midnight.
A space invader from planet Pluto may now and then be seen resting at the dining table in a Danbury house.
A huge addax has frequently been spotted going out of control down at the water's edge at Ball Pond.
A Yeti is repeatedly seen carving a gap in Redding Glen at night.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform is rumored to have been made out on many occasions in a desolate zone close to Danbury.
An extraterrestrial from space can regularly be made out standing in the middle of a murky highway outside Danbury.
A very large seal has now and then been spotted posting a parcel at a Danbury post office.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is occasionally witnessed verbalizing into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
A space invader from Mars has been made out on one or two occasions outside Black Rock State Park drinking milk.
A sizeable terrifying giant can every so often be observed in Fire Island National Seashore quite near the park headquarters smoking
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Ghost Sightings From Danbury
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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