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These are some lies we made up about Cromwell.
An enormous quagga has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions after midnight crawling out of Boggy Meadow drenched in mud.
A gigantic aoudad may regularly be seen staring at people in a Cromwell house through a peephole.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can be witnessed time and again in a desolate zone in the neighborhood of Cromwell.
The Mothman is once in a while perceived digging a crater in Mouse Island Bar before sunrise.
A space alien from another solar system may sometimes be made out in Pecausett Meadows on a dark night hunting with a shotgun.
A giant mink was witnessed drifting down on Beaver Brook after midnight.
A beheaded lady came into sight at Wadsworth Falls late at night looking for a glove. When the witness showed up the ghost ran away. In any case, it in all certainty is a frightening phantom that you do not want to come across late in the night.
The spirit of a nine feet high colossal
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guy was distinguished sipping gasoline at the water at Bodkin Rock. The ghost mentioned revenging a killing.
The ghost of an adolescent girl appeared looking at the water by Adder Reservoir Dam very late at night. The viewer got scared and escaped.
A character with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes was noticed reading a newspaper
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down next to the waterfront at Adder Reservoir. The ghost saluted the witness.
A lady having a machete in her head was observed hovering across Glastonbury Meadows on a dark night. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being perceived. Folks who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Cromwell local.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has often been witnessed walking along a dark road in the neighborhood of Cromwell.
A big frightening dragon is frequently seen in Badger Field before dawn pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter can repeatedly be made out struggling to say something by Crow Point. Locals claim that this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Cromwell a long time ago.
The ghost of an airplane pilot can be made out time and again sending a postcard at a Cromwell post office.
The creepy ghost of a Viking has now and then been perceived articulating into the air as if somebody besides was nearby.
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colossal buffalo is from time to time noticed up on Bear Hill redistributing orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Cromwell
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Ghost Sightings From Cromwell
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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