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The ghost of the driver of a train was perceived before dawn chasing a passing Nissan on a murky road right next door to Coventry. When the observer came into sight the ghost escaped. Folks here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy people who dare to disturb the calm in Coventry.
A sphinx became visible camping in Nathan Hale State Forest after midnight.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was seen by Bear Swamp trashing a hat.
A very large bat has often been noticed gazing at the water by Andover Lake Dam before sunrise.
A woman lacking a head is repeatedly noticed hurling pieces of wood into Andover Lake late at night. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that should be left alone.
A large frightening dragon has been witnessed on one or two instances up on the top of Ball Hill slurping chlorine.
The alien commander of a flying saucer may regularly be witnessed at night
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drifting along Ash Brook.
A guy devoid of a head can be noticed frequently in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight. Locals say that this ghost likes startling unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Coventry. No matter what, it's a scary spirit that is better not messed with.
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alien from Mars has sometimes been made out watering plants in the back yard of an apartment in Coventry.
A very menacing spirit is once in a while noticed relaxing on the floor in a flat in Coventry.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big beard and a wooden left leg is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions looking underneath a lamppost in Coventry. A local man alleges that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Coventry long ago. Regardless of what people express, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from space may once in a while be made out struggling to snatch something in Bigelow Hollow State Park right by the ranger station.
A colossal squirrel is repeatedly distinguished striding from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Coventry street.
A space invader has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions at Blackstone River Valley National Heritage
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Corridor terrifying folks.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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