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These are some lies we made up about Cornwall Bridge.
A dinosaur was witnessed up on the top of Above All turning toward the bystander.
An enormous peccary has often been observed in Above All State Park around midnight gazing furiously at the observer.
Little Red Riding Hood is frequently noticed at Arrow Point after midnight staring down into the water.
A gigantic duckbill has purportedly been witnessed on several instances in the center of Baldwin Brook throwing chunks of concrete.
The ghost of an appallingly charred female can often be witnessed by Ash Swamp stacking pieces of wood. It has been declared that this precise phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Cornwall Bridge before the present. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Cornwall Bridge
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Ghost Sightings From Cornwall Bridge
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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