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A headless guy has been witnessed on many instances in the center of Bear Swamp Brook thinking.
A lady with her right arm and left leg amputated can often be perceived having a seat in a chair in an apartment right next door to Columbia. Any which way, it is certainly a scary ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
An alien voyager from space may be spotted repeatedly bass fishing from the water's edge of Andover Lake very late at night.
An extremely large alligator is from time to time perceived at Amston Lake Dam at night turning toward the observer.
An alien from planet Saturn has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions by Bear Swamp looking irritably at the bystander.
An armed forces uniform wandering about devoid of a body in it can once in a while be distinguished axing down a high tree in Nathan Hale State Forest at midnight.
The phantom of an appallingly burned woman was distinguished glancing at the sight from the summit of Ball Hill before sunrise. The spirit was unconcerned that there was somebody else there.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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