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The ghost of a copper-miner has purportedly been seen on several instances at Barbour Brook late at night flinging chunks of concrete into the stream. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet very late at night.
A female with a partly translucent body may regularly be spotted flinging pieces of wood into Barkhamsted Reservoir late in the night. A local man asserts that this phantom may very well be a recognized past resident of Collinsville. Whatever folks exclaim, it in all certainty is a scary spirit that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
A space man from outer space may be distinguished repeatedly heading a directed expedition of Slashers Ledges to a party of spirits at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien has from time to time been witnessed down near Massacoe Spring before sunrise weeping.
A massive panther is every now and then spotted on a Collinsville avenue at the stroke of midnight.
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ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions at Collins Company Lower Dam at midnight struggling to state something.
The ghost of a guy dressed in an armed forces outfit has often been spotted at Zwick Point at night staring down into the water.
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Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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