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A space man was made out up on the top of Babb Hill stacking bricks.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clothed as a maid was spotted in Algonquin State Forest at midnight burrowing a gap in the earth. The observer was terrified and ran away. Local people who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Colebrook a long time ago.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy was seen bass fishing from the shore of Colebrook River Lake at night. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the witness.
An alien voyager from outer space has frequently been made out down by the water at First Bay consuming an apple.
A Triceratops is frequently seen at Benedict Pond Dam before sunrise enjoying the panorama.
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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