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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
A man with a large hole through his chest is frequently witnessed at Clinton Harbor very late at night looking down into the water.
An ET has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances by Boulder Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
An martian tourist from another galaxy can be seen time and again in a raft on Boulder Lake yelling at the observer to go away.
A space alien from Mars has sometimes been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out East Ledge in detail.
A gigantic horse is every so often perceived staring at the waves beside the shore at Clinton Beach before dawn.
A space man from another planet has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions marveling at The Ledges at night.
A space invader was perceived seeking a box by Cedar Swamp.
Thumbelina was distinguished up on the highest spot of Buell Hill drinking root beer.
An extraterrestrial tourist
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from outer space materialized by Chatfield Hollow Brook smoking a cigar.
A very large deer was seen staggering through a home in Clinton.
A giant leopard was distinguished being carried by a mule beside a road outside Clinton.
A woman's body with a sheep's head is frequently made out at a public phone in Clinton talking on the
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phone. Regardless of what, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you don't want to meet after midnight.
A gargantuan rat is known to have been observed on a handful of instances covering a body by a big rock in Chatfield Hollow State Park in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan seal may often be perceived wandering through a Clinton vicinity cemetery.
A moderately decayed human corpse may be spotted very often hanging out in a derelict home in Clinton. Whatever folks say, this is a hostile ghost that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
A big frightening beast has from time to time been made out standing by a wild road outside Clinton.
A gigantic mouse is from time to time witnessed in a building in Clinton.
A colossal okapi has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances in a Clinton flat.
A female afire, clutching a gas container can once in a while be distinguished frightening folks by Bluff Point Coastal Reserve State Park.
A space invader from planet Mars has regularly been noticed outside the entrance to Fire Island National Seashore repositioning orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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