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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
An enormous canary can repeatedly be made out hauling a body across the ground in Brainard Homestead State Park very late at night.
The ghost of a young man wearing a confederate uniform may be perceived repeatedly staring down into the water at Cones Point before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has every so often been spotted relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Chester apartment meditating.
An Iguanodon is from time to time perceived frightening people up on Bald Hill.
The ghost of a strapped up guy has been spotted on a handful of instances in Cockaponset State Forest after midnight pitching a tent.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood can from time to time be observed at Beaver Meadow Brook very late at night heaving pebbles into the stream. A local man declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Chester some time ago.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has repeatedly been observed looking scary at Bashan Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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