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The spirit of a man sporting armed forces attire has every now and then been made out attempting to hide a body in Brittany Meadows at midnight.
An ET from another planet is from time to time witnessed in Copper Valley before dawn looking.
An ET has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances enjoying the vista at Broad Brook Reservoir Dam late at night.
A colossal lion can every now and then be made out in an autopart store in the Cheshire neighborhood.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside is repeatedly perceived frightening people on the water's edge of Axle Shop Pond. Folks who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Cheshire local resident. Anyway, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic lamb is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances struggling up from a drain hole on a Cheshire road in the early morning hours.
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extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy may be noticed often taking a midnight swim at Dossin Park Beach.
A space alien from another solar system has now and then been perceived nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Cheshire.
An ET is occasionally witnessed in the early morning hours floating along on Allen Brook.
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cyclop has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of instances going berserk at the water at Goat Point.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag fastened around her head may now and then be seen scraping out a hole on the pinnacle of one of the heights in the Hanging Hills before dawn. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A colossal basilisk was distinguished gazing at the view from the summit of Bald Hill before dawn.
A very large snake became visible gulping blood from a bottle in Bronson Avenue Park at midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was noticed playing a song on a harpsichord in a Cheshire residence.
A space invader from planet Mars came into view in a mirror in a Cheshire apartment; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another world was made out in a residence outside Cheshire.
A massive tiger was distinguished searching for a shoe next to a parked pickup in a Cheshire parking lot late at night.
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Bonaparte has frequently been seen carrying a human cranium in Black Rock State Park near the ranger station.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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