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A glow-in-the-dark human character has from time to time been made out in Chaplin Historic District late in the night pulling a body through some bushes. No matter what folks say, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a winter jacket is occasionally witnessed coming into sight in a washroom mirror. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet around midnight.
A space invader from the Moon is known to have been witnessed on a few instances gazing underneath a terrifying high tree in James L Goodwin State Forest.
An alien from another galaxy may every so often be perceived viewing the surroundings from the highest spot of Bear Hill late in the night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been observed flickering a kerosene lamp in a plastic boat on Halls Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Chaplin
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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