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A woman with a semi transparent body was made out crawling out of Cedar Swamp covered in mud before sunrise. Additional folks in close proximity have had identical experiences with the same spirit. Scores of folks who live here assert this phantom is probably the tormented phantom of a local resident who used to live here in Centerbrook.
A space alien from another solar system has often been distinguished staring across Great Meadow before sunrise.
A space man is rumored to have been made out on many instances washing a bloody pair of pants in Cold Spring very late at night.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can regularly be witnessed gazing at a person slumbering in an armchair in a trailer in Centerbrook. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
An alien voyager from another planet can be noticed over and over again grasping a human cranium in Brockway Bar in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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