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A gargantuan newt has occasionally been spotted in the center of Barbour Brook facing the watcher.
A space invader from another solar system is sometimes perceived howling at the onlooker to leave down next to Massacoe Spring late at night.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has been made out on numerous instances by Collins Company Lower Dam late at night staring at the water. No matter what people say, it's undoubtedly a scary spirit that should be left alone.
A very large hare can occasionally be distinguished looking down into the water at Zwick Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A pitch black cat that transformed into a female was noticed visiting Slashers Ledges before dawn. The spirit mumbled about revenging an assassination. Anyway, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that is better not interrupted.
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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