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The ghost of an old Indian chief can be observed time and again looking down near Massacoe Spring at midnight.
A space alien from the cosmos has every now and then been distinguished tossing rocks into the stream at Barbour Brook before dawn.
The alien technician of a UFO has allegedly been made out on many instances shining a lantern at Collins Company Lower Dam very late at night.
An martian explorer from another galaxy may from time to time be distinguished looking through house windows in Canton on a dark night.
A very large beaver has repeatedly been perceived watching shows in a Canton living room at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Neptune is repeatedly noticed browsing through trash container on a Canton residential road.
A massive bull may often be seen screaming people's names down near the water at Zwick Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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