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A Centrosaurus was distinguished after midnight scrambling out of Cedar Swamp soaked in dirty water.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer came into sight before sunrise fluttering across Howard Valley.

A space alien from Saturn was noticed enjoying the vista at Ashland Pond Dam after midnight.

A space man from another solar system emerged heaving rocks into Ashland Pond at night.

An ET was witnessed throwing pieces of wood into the water at Adams Brook around midnight.

The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was perceived gazing at the view from the highest spot of Alworth Hill late at night.

A female with a blue face has frequently been distinguished in a deserted place near Canterbury.

 

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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!'' .
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