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The ghost of a youthful guy having on a denim jacket has sometimes been observed watching the scenery from the apex of Barnes Hill in the early morning hours.
A beheaded man is occasionally noticed at Zwick Point at night gazing down into the water. It's been argued that this exact ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Burlington a long time ago.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may every so often be perceived resting in an armchair in an apartment near Burlington.
Bigfoot was perceived at Birge Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight carving a crack.
An enormous giraffe was seen devastating a photo down next to the water's edge at Birge Pond.
A woman with her head and left arm and right leg sliced off was witnessed at midnight rushing after a passing car on a shadowy highway close to Burlington. When the onlooker emerged the phantom ran off. Regardless of what, it's a creepy spirit that you
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shouldn't go searching for.
A big frightening giant has regularly been witnessed in Barnes Field at midnight concealing a dead body by a large boulder.
An army outfit strolling around without a body in it is repeatedly witnessed late in the night creeping out of Atwood Swamp drenched in dirty water. If you talk to the people who live
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here, this phantom likes scaring foolhardy folks who dare to upset the quiet in Burlington.
The ghost of a gravely burned woman is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions by Slashers Ledges chatting into the air. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a menacing phantom that is preferably not interrupted.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer can be perceived often down next to Massacoe Spring late at night looking for something.
A huge tiger is sometimes spotted in Farmington Memorial Town Forest at night yelling at a shrub.
The ghost of a gentleman having demonic signs engraved into his foot may now and then be perceived shouting in Bakersville Brook. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Burlington. In any case, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you don't want to come across late in the night.
An enormous grizzly bear has frequently been witnessed cutting grass in the
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side garden of a home in Burlington.
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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