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These are some lies we made up about Brooklyn.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior was seen in a trailer in Brooklyn. Other accounts of this ghost have been described.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot appeared throwing bricks in Brooklyn Common in the early morning hours before sunrise. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been several other reports of this precise ghost. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Brooklyn local person.
An martian explorer from another solar system was perceived scooping out an opening between the plants of Lester B Williams Memorial Forest.
An alien from deep space appeared demolishing an object up on the pinnacle of Allen Hill.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack gripping a big axe was observed by Dyer Dam before dawn gazing at the water. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished very often in close proximity. Nonetheless, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any reasonable person
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wouldn't wish to meet.
The menacing ghost of a Gaul has regularly been perceived pacing alongside a deserted road in the vicinity of Brooklyn. According to what the locals assert, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Brooklyn a long time ago. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that should be steered
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clear of.
A space man is often witnessed smoking a pipe down next to the water at Between the Rivers Neck.
Leonardo da Vinci has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions in Cedar Swamp late at night trying to deposit a body.
An martian explorer from another planet can frequently be observed reading a book by Abington Brook.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire can be noticed very frequently looking for a woman down by the waterfront at Alexander Lake.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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