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A space invader from planet Pluto can be observed very often by Bound Swamp flashing a lamp.
A beheaded woman has from time to time been seen standing by a desolate road outside Brookfield. In any case, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a ten feet enormous person is every so often seen down by the water at Arrowhead Point scaring folks.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is known to have been made out on frequent occasions leading a piloted visit of Lovers Leap to a troop of ghosts around midnight.
A huge addax has repeatedly been spotted in Clatter Valley before sunrise appearing chilling.
The ghost of a female having half her head absent is known to have been seen on several occasions looking wrathfully at the onlooker up on Barnabas Hill. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An ET from outer space may be made out frequently
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in Addis Park in the early morning hours hauling a corpse across the dirt.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is now and then seen going wild by Ball Pond Brook.
A giant ferret can once in a while be observed excavating a crack at Bleachery Dam before sunrise.
A female with a machete in her head was distinguished annihilating
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a picture by Roxbury Falls before dawn. When the phantom was spotted it vanished into the thin air.
A drifting phantom came into sight traveling on a bicycle on a shady highway right next door to Brookfield. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being perceived. Whatever folks articulate, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into very late at night.
An enormous argali was made out gobbling a burger on the shore of Forest Lake.
An alien vacationer from another planet showed up in a house in Brookfield.
An ET from planet Venus was observed marching by a deserted road outside Brookfield.
A space man from outer space was noticed emerging in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has repeatedly been witnessed relaxing on the floor in a flat close to Brookfield. Folks argue that this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Brookfield some decades ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it's undeniably a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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