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A massive orangutan may frequently be seen frightening folks in a rubber boat on Cast and Blast Pond.
A Plateosaurus can be distinguished very often strolling from flat to flat before dawn on a Broad Brook residential road.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a cable around her neck has every now and then been observed in Doctor John E Flaherty State Wildlife Area late at night crying out names.
A huge zebra has been seen on several instances searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Broad Brook mobile home before sunrise.
Aladdin can now and then be noticed slurping water from Enfield Falls late at night.
A massive jerboa was distinguished floating down Abbey Brook late in the night.
An martian explorer from the cosmos appeared gazing at the water by Aldon Mill Pond Dam before sunrise.
Galileo was observed piling chunks of concrete up on Barrett Hill.
An incredibly scary spirit appeared sitting at a table
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in a Broad Brook trailer. The appearance of the eye witness alarmed the ghost who then disappeared.
A huge lemur was seen gazing at folks in a Broad Brook apartment through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Broad Brook
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Ghost Sightings From Broad Brook
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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