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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
An extremely large civet may be seen often by Birge Pond Brook looking wrathfully at the witness.
An Anchisaurus is now and then witnessed at Birge Pond Dam before dawn looking at the vista.
A giant zebra can once in a while be observed on the water's edge of Birge Pond going out of control.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was made out in Barnes Field on a dark night hauling a dead body over rocks.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object emerged stacking stones by Cedar Swamp.
A space invader from planet Pluto was seen in Farmington Memorial Town Forest before dawn collecting sticks to make a fire.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos became visible swallowing blood from a mug up on the apex of Becar Hill.
An alien was perceived pacing through a house in Bristol.
A wandering ghost is regularly noticed gobbling a fish next to Buttermilk Falls on a dark night. Nevertheless, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling
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phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
A giant cow may repeatedly be perceived mounted on a steed alongside a highway in the neighborhood of Bristol.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot may be made out often striding through a building close to Bristol.
The chilling ghost of a Hun has once in a while been noticed at a coin operated
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phone in Bristol making a phone call.
A gargantuan deer is occasionally seen reading a newsletter next to a secluded road near Bristol around midnight.
An martian voyager from another solar system is known to have been perceived on one or two instances near the entrance to Black Rock State Park grasping a human skull.
A space alien from another planet may sometimes be perceived staying in an abandoned farmhouse in Bristol.
A creepy skeleton has regularly been perceived being carried by a moped on a gloomy highway near Bristol.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is repeatedly seen in a building in Bristol.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions in Fire Island National Seashore outside the ranger station flashing a flash light. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you don't want to meet around midnight.
An alien from the Moon may frequently be observed walking by the side of a desolate highway right next door to Bristol.
A gigantic alligator can be distinguished very often coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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