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The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform may occasionally be perceived at night studying Clatter Valley in detail. A woman who lives here argues that this phantom may be the spirit of a local who died here in Bridgewater in the past.
An martian voyager from space was spotted heaving boulders into the stream at Battle Swamp Brook very late at night.
A female with her head removed showed up startling folks in Addis Park late at night. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the onlookers. One of the locals confidently argues that this ghost may be a well-known former time resident of Bridgewater.
A gigantic grizzly bear came into view glugging down water from Roxbury Falls on a dark night.
A soldier's outfit staggering around lacking a body in it was noticed appearing bloodcurdling at Bleachery Dam after midnight. The ghost nodded to the onlooker. Some of the people who live here say this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Bridgewater person who lived here. Nevertheless, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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