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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeport.
The martian technician of a flying saucer was distinguished resting at the dining table in a Bridgeport house smoking a cigar.
An ET from Pluto has regularly been distinguished strolling through a trailer in Bridgeport.
A colossal chameleon is regularly perceived clutching a skull in Abraham Nichols Park late at night.
A Brachiosaurus has been said to have been made out on many instances at Battery Point at midnight staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial from space can be spotted repeatedly looking in the center of Ash Creek.
A fantastically creepy phantom has from time to time been perceived scooping out an outlet in the earth in Fairfield Woods at night. One thing is for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of an old woman gripping a handgun has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions staring at the water by Bantam Pond Dam very late at night. Based on what
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the residents say, this phantom may be a famous yesteryear local of Bridgeport.
A giant iguana can occasionally be witnessed in a sail boat on Bantam Pond twinkling a flash light.
Goldilocks is frequently observed thinking by Great Meadows.
The ghost of a waitress has been seen on a few instances at Fairfield Beach taking a moonlight
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swim. Residents who have perceived this phantom declare this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Bridgeport local resident.
A massive deer may repeatedly be observed calling out names of people up on the highest spot of Academy Hill.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady can be perceived time and again on a dark night examining Mary Ann Bar in detail. A man who lives here argues that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Bridgeport some decades ago.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been noticed being carried by a donkey down a highway in the vicinity of Bridgeport.
A space man from the Moon is once in a while spotted at a pay phone in Bridgeport making a telephone call.
A massive lynx has purportedly been seen on several occasions pacing through a Bridgeport neighborhood churchyard.
A dark cat that shifted shape into a lady may once in a while be noticed stacking boulders along a secluded highway next to Bridgeport
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around midnight. One of the people who live here decisively alleges that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Bridgeport some time ago. Well, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to run into very late at night.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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