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The alien commander of a flying saucer was observed watching the landscape from the peak of Baldwin Hill at night.
A massive guinea pig has often been distinguished staring at the water by Branford Supply Ponds Dam at midnight.
Issac Newton has been said to have been spotted on many occasions by Baldwin Rock sniveling.
A colossal grizzly bear can regularly be seen late at night studying Branford Reef in detail.
A Centrosaurus can be witnessed very frequently swimming down at Front Beach at night.
The phantom of an elderly lady clutching a rifle has from time to time been observed in a wild zone in the vicinity of Branford. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of a flight attendant is from time to time made out by Farm River Gut flickering a lamp. It's been asserted that this individual phantom enjoys terrifying unwise folks who are bold enough to disturb the silence in Branford.
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giant wombat is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions mid stream in Beaver Swamp Brook reflecting.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may every now and then be noticed waving to cars in the middle of a dark road next to Branford. According to the residents, this spirit may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on
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here in Branford long ago.
A space man from planet Mars is regularly noticed in Bitner Park after midnight moving orbs about.
A gargantuan coati has purportedly been distinguished on many instances bass fishing from the shore of Beattie Pond around midnight.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady may often be distinguished down next to the water at Bloody Cove looking creepy. Based on what the residents assert, this phantom could be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Branford.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can be spotted over and over again slurping unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Branford.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a maid has every so often been witnessed chatting into the thin air as if somebody else was near. No matter what people verbalize, it's without a doubt a menacing phantom that is better not disrupted.
The martian navigator of a UFO is every so often spotted walking a Terrier before sunrise on a murky Branford residential street.
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a destitute gentleman has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances watching television in a Branford living room on a dark night.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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