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A sasquatch has occasionally been noticed shining a flash light by Austin Brook.
A man's body with the head of a bat has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions walking a Cocker Spaniel before dawn on a dark Bozrah avenue. According to what the locals assert, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Bozrah. No matter what, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An ET from outer space was noticed terrifying folks by Pequot Ledge.
A huge ewe appeared at the shore at Gardner Lake pushing orbs around.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword was perceived in Bean Hill Historic District in the early morning hours appearing creepy. There are further tales regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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