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These are some lies we made up about Bolton.
An martian voyager from space is every so often spotted concealing a cadaver by a big boulder in Bolton Notch State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions downing blood from a mug in Ash Brook.
The spirit of a chained up man can now and then be seen at Aldon Mill Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the landscape. It has been declared that this specific phantom might be a celebrated yesteryear native of Bolton. In any case, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
An ET from planet Pluto was spotted in a Bolton flat.
A huge marmoset was made out on the highest spot of Academy Hill at night studying the panorama.
An alien from space came into sight reading a pamphlet down next to the shore at Andover Lake.
The ghost of a young female soaked in blood was
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spotted grasping a headbone by Bear Swamp. The appearance of the watcher startled the ghost who then disappeared.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body was perceived climbing a giant tree in Nathan Hale State Forest around midnight. The ghost mentioned revenging an assassination. Regardless of what, this spirit undeniably is
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menacing; one that is preferably not messed with.
A large chilling beast has regularly been seen walking by the side of a wild highway in the vicinity of Bolton.
A giant mountain goat is repeatedly observed appearing in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bolton
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Ghost Sightings From Bolton
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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