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Aristotle has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions appearing scary late at night by a vending machine in Bloomfield.
A woman with a knife in her head can frequently be witnessed in Black Rock State Park right by the park headquarters turning toward the bystander.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomfield
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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