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These are some lies we made up about Bloomfield.
A sasquatch is every now and then spotted at Beamans Brook at midnight throwing bricks into the water.
An martian traveler from outer space has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions at night leading a piloted excursion of The Pinnacle to a collection of ghosts.
A space alien from deep space may sometimes be distinguished by Barber Pond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a man with half his head gone was witnessed in a row boat on Barber Pond going nuts. This is one of those ghosts that is observed over and over again around here.
A giant roebuck came into view in a shoe store in the Bloomfield vicinity.
A beheaded female was seen hovering across Terrys Plain late at night. The witness ran away right after she noticed the ghost. One of the people who live here decisively declares that this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Bloomfield.
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huge mole came into sight in Aaron Fien Square late in the night trashing a picture.
A sizeable menacing ogre was perceived gazing down into the water at Pickerel Cove at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous goat was observed trying on a hat in a Bloomfield apartment.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is often
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seen up on Avon Mountain smoking a pipe.
The phantom of a 10 feet massive person has been seen on a few occasions discussing into the air by Halfmoon Marsh.
A space alien from planet Mars can frequently be made out ascending out from a storm drain on a Bloomfield avenue at midnight.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be witnessed often late at night examining Hathaway Hollow in detail.
The phantom of a lady having half her head absent has every so often been seen nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Bloomfield.
A space man is once in a while witnessed in Great Pond State Forest late at night hunting with a crossbow.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object may now and then be spotted in a Bloomfield secondary school around midnight pacing the halls.
A space man from Jupiter has repeatedly been spotted in a mirror in a Bloomfield trailer; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A form with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes is often
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seen trying to locate a photo under a parked truck in a Bloomfield parking lot at midnight. Several of the people who live in this town say this phantom is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Bloomfield local resident.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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