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These are some lies we made up about Bethlehem.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack holding a sizeable axe has repeatedly been distinguished burying a body by a big rock in Bellamy-Ferriday Garden very late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is regularly perceived looking at the vista from the pinnacle of Apple Hill late in the night.
Julius Ceasar has been said to have been seen on several occasions at the water at Keeler Cove conversing into the thin air.
A scary skeleton may be perceived over and over again looking for a woman at Litchfield Town Beach. Locals here assert that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Bethlehem. No matter what folks verbalize, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.
A luminous human figure has sometimes been made out in Alder Swamp after midnight trying to conceal a corpse. One thing's for certain, it is in all certainty a scary phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
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ghost of a young man having on a jacket is from time to time observed looking at the water by Bantam Project Dam before sunrise.
A decapitated man has purportedly been seen on many occasions by a lady canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Bethlehem.
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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