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A decapitated gentleman can every now and then be spotted trying on shoes in a Bethany trailer.
The Wizard of Oz was seen on the summit of Baldwin Hill late in the night glancing at the view.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy emerged crawling out of a drain hole on a Bethany residential road on a dark night.
The phantom of a doctor with a bloody uniform was seen climbing a giant tree in High Rock Grove before dawn. Being frightened by the observers the ghost withdrew into the darkness.
An ET became visible late at night floating along Beacon Hill Brook.
An martian tourist from another galaxy was witnessed by High Rock mounding boulders.
An alien from outer space was distinguished climbing out of Beaver Pond Meadows covered in mud very late at night.
An enormous puppy has repeatedly been observed flinging boulders into Axle Shop Pond before sunrise.
The phantom of a man carrying a bloody knife has
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purportedly been distinguished on many occasions in Abe Stone Park before dawn hauling a cadaver across the ground.
William Shakespeare can repeatedly be observed poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Bethany.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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