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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
The spirit of an appallingly mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar has been seen on frequent instances trying on clothes in a Berlin apartment. If you listen to what the folks who live here argue, this phantom may well be a renowned former time local of Berlin. No matter what folks verbalize, this is a horrible ghost that should be left alone.
The spirit of a youthful female with a wire around her neck may often be made out climbing out from a manhole on a Berlin road at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader can be observed over and over again poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Berlin.
A man lacking a head has sometimes been distinguished looking at the water by Adder Reservoir Dam around midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into very late at night.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is occasionally noticed down beside the shore at Adder
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Reservoir slurping blood from a container.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his left hand has been spotted on many instances on a dark night floating along on Bass Brook. Scores of locals claim this ghost is the undead soul of a former Berlin local resident.
The ghost of a flight attendant can
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every now and then be distinguished playing a harp in a Berlin flat. Locals here who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Berlin some time ago.
The spirit of an old Indian chief was seen very late at night hovering over the Hanging Hills. This is one of those phantoms that is witnessed very frequently in close proximity. Any which way, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
An ET from planet Saturn emerged conversing into the thin air in Cooks Gap in the early morning hours.
A giant mink was made out in Badger Field at night concealing a body by a large boulder.
A big creepy beast was made out staring at the panorama from the apex of Beseck Mountain at night.
A gargantuan steer was spotted by Dead Wood Swamp crying.
A space man from space is often distinguished at Dossin Park Beach gazing.
A black cat that turned into a woman may frequently be witnessed trying to
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touch something by Wadsworth Falls late at night. Folks here declare that this spirit is that of a local resident who had a home here in Berlin many years ago. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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