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These are some lies we made up about Beacon Falls.
A lady without a head is often observed at night giving a directed visit of High Rock to a party of ghosts. Anyhow, this is an unpleasant ghost that any wise person would not want to meet.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is known to have been made out on a few occasions underneath a frightening high tree in High Rock Grove burrowing an opening.
A massive dromedary may repeatedly be noticed mounding chunks of concrete by Beacon Hill Brook.
An ET has once in a while been distinguished pacing from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Beacon Falls residential street.
Count Dracula is from time to time witnessed drinking blood from a bottle up on the summit of Andrews Hill.
A gentleman with no head has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions in Abe Stone Park very late at night dragging a dead body across the ground.
A very large finch was spotted studying Wildcat Gorge in detail around
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midnight.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden right leg was seen at Anaconda American Brass Company Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the surroundings. Frightened by the eye witnesses the spirit made its way into the dark.
A large scary dragon emerged taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Beacon Falls house.
A giant gemsbok was seen by Grape Swamp reading a book.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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