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These are some lies we made up about Barkhamsted.
A woman with her left arm and right leg amputated has every so often been made out trying to locate a hat next to a parked Chevy in a Barkhamsted parking lot before dawn.
A military outfit walking about with no body in it is once in a while perceived on the water's edge of Barkhamsted Reservoir digging an outlet. Some folks claim this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long dead Barkhamsted local. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit undoubtedly is chilling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions going to see Slashers Ledges around midnight.
A large chilling dragon can once in a while be made out in a Barkhamsted area supermarket, pacing the aisles.
The ghost of a gravely charred lady is repeatedly seen consuming a chicken drumstick by Atwood Swamp. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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