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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
A giant chipmunk has from time to time been spotted swallowing gas from a gas pump at a fuel station in Avon.
Goldilocks is every so often made out shouting names of people at Massacoe Spring in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a delivery man may every now and then be noticed speaking into the night as if someone else was there. According to what the folks who live here say, this spirit gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking spirits in Avon. In any event, this phantom sure is frightening; one that you would not want to bump into at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was spotted in Farmington Memorial Town Forest very late at night pitching a tent.
An extremely large doe was perceived looking through apartment windows in Avon on a dark night.
A space alien from planet Neptune was made out on the highest spot of Avon Mountain late in the night viewing the landscape.
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alien from another galaxy was made out watching cable in an Avon living room very late at night.
Archimedes has regularly been seen in Horseshoe Cove late in the night drinking blood from a container.
A massive quagga is frequently spotted browsing through garbage cans on an Avon road.
A female body is rumored to have been seen
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on a handful of occasions mid stream in Barbour Brook devouring a tomato.
The phantom of a guy holding a sword can repeatedly be witnessed struggling to hide a corpse in Dead Wood Swamp late at night. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An ET may be witnessed frequently smoking a cigar at the water at Zwick Point.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has occasionally been spotted looking at the landscape at Batterson Park Pond Dam after midnight.
An martian voyager from another solar system has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances beside the water at Batterson Park Pond trying to locate a man.
An extraterrestrial from another world can occasionally be made out gripping a human cranium in Barnes Field at night.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has frequently been perceived howling by The Pinnacle.
The ghost of a female with satanic symbols carved into her hand has allegedly been made out on several
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occasions gazing across Terrys Plain late in the night. Locals here who have observed this ghost allege this ghost could be the spirit of a local who died here in Avon before the present. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling phantom that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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