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These are some lies we made up about Ashford.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been noticed on a few instances at Ashford Lake Dam after midnight having a fish.
A huge chameleon can once in a while be noticed late at night floating by on Basset Brook.
A gigantic jackal has repeatedly been noticed discussing into the thin air in Boston Hollow around midnight.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a maid is known to have been noticed on numerous instances striding through an Ashford vicinity churchyard. According to the folks who live here, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolish people who come searching for phantoms in Ashford.
A space invader from another solar system can regularly be witnessed trying to find a woman up on the peak of Allen Hill.
An enormous colt can be noticed repeatedly throwing bricks into Dickinson Pond very late at night.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has sometimes been distinguished burying a corpse by a big boulder in Bigelow State Park before sunrise.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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