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An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is frequently observed taking in the view at Andover Lake Dam after midnight.
A huge colt has been perceived on several occasions on the shore of Andover Lake startling folks.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be distinguished after midnight creeping out of Bear Swamp drenched in slime.
A mermaid can be made out repeatedly in Nathan Hale State Forest very late at night carving a hollow in the earth.
A woman having a spear in her head has occasionally been observed chucking rocks into the flowing water at Ash Brook after midnight.
An extremely large doe is once in a while made out spending time in a forsaken structure in Andover.
A wandering ghost has been seen on numerous instances standing by a wild highway near Andover.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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