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The spirit of a gentleman having half his head gone is known to have been observed on numerous instances gazing at the water by Amston Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. Some of the people who live here say this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Amston.
A beheaded woman may be distinguished frequently strolling through an Amston vicinity cemetery. Whatever folks state, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be left alone.
The spirit of an adolescent girl has from time to time been distinguished conversing into the thin air beside a deserted road right next door to Amston on a dark night.
A gigantic hartebeest is sometimes witnessed on the peak of Buckley Hill on a dark night gazing at the vista.
A space alien from planet Venus has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions dragging a body from the ice cold water of Blackledge River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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enormous chimpanzee may occasionally be made out in a rubber boat on Andover Lake shouting.
A figure with a skeleton face in shadowy robes has regularly been perceived in Salmon River State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting at a rock. One thing is for sure, it is in all certainty a scary phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter around midnight.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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